February 2010
2 posts
“I think it’s the height of arrogance for someone who has never pulled a lever in...”
– Hiram Monseratte doesn’t have a sense of irony.
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
I’d get the book, but what I really want is Jessie’s Girl. I wish that I had Jessie’s Girl.
“Also, Jesse Shiedlower, editor at large for the Oxford English Dictionary, wants...”
– Why did someone ask the OED about Tiger Woods?
“what New York City needs more than anything is for Dangerfield to rise from the...”
– Mr. Burns beat Rudy Giuliani in this year’s mayoral election
November 2009
15 posts
Watch
“Second City’s nickname for Toews/Kane is “Daydream Nation,”...”
– Awesome.
“Jerking is a Los Angeles dance phenomenon that comes with its own dress code.”
– I’m pretty sure the only required clothing for jerking is an open fly
“Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke...”
– Leon, sharing the wisdom of a bar misfit
“Hillary watches Mad Men. “That’s how it was!” she says of the...”
– Clinton/Draper 2016
“Users of the recently popular word “douche” defend its use, noting that it was...”
– If only the New York Times could analyze “motherfucker”
“favoring…sirs and ma’ams over slurs and damns.”
– Proving once again that (at times) there’s very little difference between the New York Times and VH1.
“You couldn’t play for the Mets. She’s at Pratt, you played JV...”
– The Office, underestimating what it takes to play for the Mets
